Now that they’ve shifted the release schedule back even further, I think they’re going to need some new titles for the movies.

• Harry Potter and the Rascal Mobility Scooter
• Harry Potter and the Mystery of the Kids Blasting Their New-Fangled Rock and Roll Music
• Harry Potter and the Lawn You Damned Kids Better Get Off Of
• Harry Potter and the Colonscopy of Terror
• Harry Potter and the Bottle of Lipitor
• Harry Potter and the Order of the AARP
• Harry Potter and the Cauldron of Prunes

Half of those are Hoggle’s fault.  In fact, I’m going to blame them all on him.